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| # | Episode | IMDb | My Rating | |||
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| 1 | Whither Canada? | 7.9 1,812 |
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| ⚠ SPOILER WARNING — click to reveal Mozart presents famous deaths. Whizzo Butter is indistinguishable from dead crab. Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson has only one shed. A joke goes to war. | ||||||
| 2 | Sex and Violence | 7.7 1,495 |
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| Sheep attempt flight. Queen Victoria's slapstick past is discovered. Experts wrestle with a religious question. Investigating the "mouse problem." | ||||||
| 3 | How to Recognise Different Types of Trees from Quite a Long Way Away | 8.5 1,533 |
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| Inspector Dim cross-examines Cardinal Richelieu. In a world of Supermen, Bicycle Repairman is a hero. A pub patron inquires about candid photography. | ||||||
| 4 | Owl-Stretching Time | 7.9 1,311 |
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| A beachgoer seeks privacy for an outfit change. Self-defense class emphasizes fruit attacks. At the bookstore, there is definitely something going on. | ||||||
| 5 | Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century | 8.1 1,297 |
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| A team of experts is called upon to confuse a cat. A newsreader announces a newsreader's arrest. A management training interviewee receives top marks. | ||||||
| 6 | It's the Arts | 7.9 1,237 |
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| An arts program profiles a forgotten composer. The hygiene squad investigates Whizzo's new confection, Crunchy Frog. A stockbroker leads a dull life. | ||||||
| 7 | You're No Fun Anymore | 7.7 1,259 |
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| A camel spotter jealously guards his catchphrase. In a sinister plot to win Wimbledon, dessert-shaped aliens transform humans into Scotsmen. | ||||||
| 8 | Full Frontal Nudity | 8.6 1,331 |
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| Mobsters make the army an offer it categorically refuses. An ex-parrot is not "pining for the fjords." Grannies terrorize a once-peaceful village. | ||||||
| 9 | The Ant, an Introduction | 8.3 1,217 |
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| An expedition to Kilimanjaro appears doomed from the start. A lumberjack's song takes a confessional turn. Uninvited guests spoil an intimate evening. | ||||||
| 10 | Untitled | 7.6 1,126 |
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| Arthur Tree, who is a tree, hosts "It's a Tree." Chartered accountant Mr. Anchovy seeks a career change. Ron Obvious attempts to set a world record. | ||||||
| 11 | The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom | 7.7 1,120 |
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| ⚠ SPOILER WARNING — click to reveal A murder mystery has no corpse until Inspector Tiger is killed. 18th-century social legislation gets an erotic spin. Housewives reenact Pearl Harbor. | ||||||
| 12 | The Naked Ant | 8.3 1,141 |
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| "Mr. Hilter" of the "Bocialists" runs for office. Competition is fierce for Upper-Class Twit of the Year. A minister falls through the Earth's crust. | ||||||
| 13 | Intermission | 7.9 1,079 |
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| A couple experiences restaurant abuse. Historical figures including Ivan the Terrible do impressions. The police utilize magic in crime prevention. | ||||||
| # | Episode | IMDb | My Rating | |||
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| 1 | Dinsdale | 8.5 1,141 |
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| ⚠ SPOILER WARNING — click to reveal For quicker service, a housewife chooses death. The Ministry of Silly Walks fields a grant applicant. The crimes of the Piranha Brothers are recalled. | ||||||
| 2 | The Spanish Inquisition | 8.9 1,358 |
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| The Spanish Inquisition is unexpected and ill-equipped for torture. Semaphores perform "Wuthering Heights." A court case is conducted by charades. | ||||||
| 3 | Déjà Vu | 8.1 1,010 |
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| A look at the work of cash-strapped poet Ewan McTeagle. A milkman-psychiatrist provides diagnoses, cream and yogurt. "It's the Mind" examines déjà vu. | ||||||
| 4 | The Buzz Aldrin Show | 8.1 998 |
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| Action hero "The Bishop" tries to stop a series of vicar attacks. The Poet Board hopes to get a poet in every home. A nude man objects to titillation. | ||||||
| 5 | Live from the Grill-o-mat | 7.9 967 |
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| In a show hosted from the Grill-o-Mat, the Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things disbands. A butcher is alternately rude and polite. | ||||||
| 6 | It's a Living | 7.7 949 |
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| A school prize ceremony is hijacked. A couple receives dung from the Book of the Month Club. Silly candidates sweep the Sensibles on election night. | ||||||
| 7 | The Attila the Hun Show | 7.7 945 |
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| Attila comes home to the wife and kids on "The Attila the Hun Show." Killer sheep are on a rampage. Village idiots provide a vital social function. | ||||||
| 8 | Archaeology Today | 7.9 938 |
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| Height is a critical factor in a showdown between archaeologists. Australian backwoodsmen hunt mosquitoes. Beethoven can't get a moment's peace. | ||||||
| 9 | How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body | 8.0 943 |
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| ⚠ SPOILER WARNING — click to reveal An Australian university's philosophy department -- all Bruces -- welcomes a Michael. "The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots" is performed on the radio. | ||||||
| 10 | Scott of the Antarctic | 7.6 945 |
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| Contractual obligations trouble an epic film production. A pet owner seeks a fish license. Gynecologists vs. Long John Silver impersonators at soccer. | ||||||
| 11 | How Not to Be Seen | 8.3 942 |
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| A coffee ad campaign is a disaster. Crackpot Religions Ltd. has a variety of options. A government instructional film offers tips on not being seen. | ||||||
| 12 | Spam | 8.6 991 |
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| The world's great communist thinkers are quizzed about sports. A hospital caters to overactors. The Green Midget Café menu leans heavily towards Spam. | ||||||
| 13 | Royal Episode Thirteen | 8.1 908 |
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| The show awaits Her Majesty's royal viewing. Welsh coal miners dispute a fine point of history. Lifeboat survivors debate who they'd rather eat. | ||||||
| # | Episode | IMDb | My Rating | |||
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| 1 | Whicker's World | 7.8 877 |
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| The great Icelandic saga of the Viking known as Erik Njorl carries him to North Malden. Whicker Island is overpopulated by television interviewers. | ||||||
| 2 | Mr. & Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular | 7.9 873 |
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| A couple embarks on an adventurous expedition. Classic theater performed in a slenderizing garment melts the pounds away. The BBC runs low on funding. | ||||||
| 3 | The Money Programme | 8.2 885 |
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| A film director is accused of impersonating Visconti. A husband requests meals with less rat. A client pays for a professional five-minute argument. | ||||||
| 4 | Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror | 8.0 863 |
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| A merchant banker tries to grasp the concept of charity. Nature's brutal competition is documented. A pantomime horse becomes an action movie hero. | ||||||
| 5 | The All-England Summarize Proust Competition | 7.7 839 |
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| Competitors summarize Proust in evening wear. The fire brigade phone keeps ringing off the hook. Anne Elk has a new theory about the brontosaurus. | ||||||
| 6 | The War Against Pornography | 7.8 827 |
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| Ordinary mums battle strikers, the left wing and artistic indecency. A Gumby's brain hurts. The groovy new Royal Navy insists it is cannibal-free. | ||||||
| 7 | Salad Days | 8.1 857 |
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| Fictional adventurer Biggles tries to dictate a letter. A cheese shop is oddly uncontaminated by cheese. Sam Peckinpah's new film is true to form. | ||||||
| 8 | The Cycling Tour | 8.1 922 |
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| On a cycling tour of Cornwall, clueless Mr. Pither ends up on a perilous journey accompanied by a traveling companion with multiple personalities. | ||||||
| 9 | The Nude Organist | 7.8 822 |
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| Flats built by hypnosis are perfectly safe as long as the residents believe in them. Paraguay is getting warmer during the Hide-and-Seek finals. | ||||||
| 10 | E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease | 7.9 796 |
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| The Tudor Jobs Agency hasn't placed anyone since 1625. Dr. E. Henry Thripshaw craves the glory and fame of having a disease named after him. | ||||||
| 11 | Dennis Moore | 8.1 850 |
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| Heavyweights fight to be named Oxford Professor of Fine Arts. Highway bandit Dennis Moore struggles with the complexity of redistributing wealth. | ||||||
| 12 | A Book at Bedtime | 7.9 802 |
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| Scottish soldiers train to be kamikazes. A man considers using the phrase "No time to lose." Theories of penguin intelligence lead to social change. | ||||||
| 13 | Grandstand | 7.6 778 |
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| Oscar Wilde and other society gadflies accuse each other of witty remarks. David Niven's fridge presents a prize at the British Show Biz Awards. | ||||||
| # | Episode | IMDb | My Rating | |||
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| 1 | The Golden Age of Ballooning | 7.2 881 |
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| The surprising history of "The Golden Age of Ballooning" includes Ferdinand von Zeppelin's murderous insistence that his airship is not a balloon. | ||||||
| 2 | Michael Ellis | 7.6 861 |
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| It's hard to get good service at the ant counter. Her Majesty visits an ant poetry reading. A toupee-less gentleman wants to complain about his ant. | ||||||
| 3 | Light Entertainment War | 7.5 815 |
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| Heroes of World War II can't decipher fighter-pilot banter. TV programming executives decide the public are idiots. A gentleman enjoys "woody" words. | ||||||
| 4 | Hamlet | 7.2 789 |
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| ⚠ SPOILER WARNING — click to reveal Hamlet consults a psychiatrist. A boxer wins the championship despite his lack of a head. Queen Victoria pulls ahead in the Queen Victoria Handicap. | ||||||
| 5 | Mr. Neutron | 7.3 788 |
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| The search for Mr. Neutron, who plans to dominate the world, stretches from a London suburb to the Yukon, and results in the destruction of earthly civilization. | ||||||
| 6 | Party Political Broadcast | 7.3 788 |
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| A spoof of British political-party broadcasts includes the finals of "the worst family in Britain" contest, a violent cricket match, and a housewife who revolutionized beekeeping. | ||||||
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